Because you can only spend so much time on Facebook before your life is an empty shit hole

In order to keep myself from going crazy I have decided to share more music with this universe that is the internet.

Humans are filthy disgusting animals. So, animals, I give you some dirty dirty dirty electro, please enjoy responsibly.

Martin Solveig - One 2 3 Four (H.Y.D.E. Remix)

Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Alexxvo Remix)

Moving On Up

Just moved into the British Properties in West Vancouver. Living in the mountains there isn't much else to do but smoke weed and mix hella tracks. For the last little bit I've been really into the raw dirty electro, the shit that just makes you wanna rip off all your clothes and scream when the drop hits. So I have decided to share some more tunes with the internet. The first track is a heavy hitter by Mustard Pimp with piercing highs and a lot of balls, the second is a great Marc Reason remix to that 90's jam "Good Vibrations" with a fidget house wonky beat. Enjoy!

Sinichi Osawa - EEAA (Mustard Pimp Remix)

Alba - Good Vibrations (Marc Reason Radio Mix)

You're Leaving? Lets Party!

2nd post, 2nd house party set. A buddy was going away to Europe for a while so he had a combined I'm Leaving and It's My Birthday party. We got the go ahead to DJ, but when we got there and started bringing in speakers we were told that the cats couldn't handle the "thumpitty-thump-thump", *pause for exasperated sigh*. So we brought in a couple speakers and left the sub in the car and tried are best to respect the house noise rules, but you know rules are only put in place to be broken by reckless DJ's strung out on Oxys. I had just gotten my wisdom teeth pulled so my face was swollen as fuck, and since I wasn't supposed to be drinking on anti-biotics I dropped 3 hits of medicinal heroin instead, just added to the performance. The party was a gong show and unfortunately by the time everyone got on the D-floor and started moving and shaking to my beats somebody broke a heavily sentimental heirloom and the everyone from the party was prematurely ejected. But during the brief period which there was a dance party happening it was fun times. I kept throwing this MSTRKRFT remix of Woman by Wolfmother over everything, it just has these claps at the beginning and then this clean guitar part with some simple kicks comes in that just sounds so good when thrown overtop and mashed with some heavy electro, or brought in slowly in another songs breakdown. Check the track out.

Wolfmother - Woman (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Guido Party

DJ'd a Guido Party in Coquitlam with my buddy Dylan. The Ed Hardy gals and groms really got off on the electro and fist pumped the night away. The way the lights twinkled on their bejewelled shirts and really set the mood. Was dropping a lot of top 40 remixes and mash-ups to keep the girls happy and everyone just danced straight through till 2 in the morning. Anybody who has ever DJ'd a party knows how annoying girls are that come up to you every 2 minutes asking you to play this song or that, normally i just stare them right in the face and say "what do i look like, your fucking ipod touch? scram hoodrats!" But when one group of girls with some stellar extensions (not) came up to us and asked us to play Sexy Bitch we complied, but we hit them with a twist. During the second breakdown in the original song I dropped this keeper that if you haven't heard yet you have not lived. Check it out, it's our boy Wolfgang doing Guetta better then Guetta himself can.

David Guetta & Akon VS Wolfgang Gartner - Don't Stop a Sexy Bitch (Ross.FM's Mashup)